FROM THE DESK OF ERIC NORTHMAN

ITS NOT EASY...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:42:39 -0500

RUNNING FANGTASIA, TAKING CARE OF SOOKIE, TAUNTING BILL COMPTON… IT IS TIRING BEING ME BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT.

andhernameisjessica: OKAY YOU GUYS DONT TELL HOYT THIS…BUT I...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:40:46 -0500

OKAY YOU GUYS DONT TELL HOYT THIS…BUT I HAVE A CRUSH ON ERIC. I TOTALLY WOULDN’T DO ANYTHING WITH HIM….WELL MAYBE SOMETHING…BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT HE IS CUTE. *GIGGLES*

SO THE TRUTH COMES OUT. GET AWAY FROM COMPTON AND YOU CAN BE MY NUMBER 3.

ribcagehat: andhernameisjessica: ribcagehat: andhernameisjessica: ribcagehat: ribcagehat: 1926,...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:39:18 -0500

ribcagehat:

andhernameisjessica:

ribcagehat:

andhernameisjessica:

ribcagehat:

ribcagehat:

1926, WHAT A GREAT YEAR.

I wish I could have known you back then.

YOUR MAKER, MY CHILD WAS ALOT OF FUN BACK THEN. YOU WOULD OF HAD A BLAST WITH US.

WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM? HE IS A DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK!!!

HE REFUSES TO EMBRACE OUR NATURE.

WELL HE MADE ME SO HE MUST EMBRACE SOMETHING!!

IT’S THAT SOOKIE STACKHOUSE. HE’S CONSUMED BY HER. SHE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.

NO NEED, I WILL TAKE CARE OF HER JUST FINE THANKS.

fuckyeahtruebloodhbo: Season 4 storyline will be epic! NOTE TO...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:38:06 -0500

fuckyeahtruebloodhbo:

Season 4 storyline will be epic!

NOTE TO SELF… BUY A RED COZY BLANKET.

WE HAD A GREAT TIME THAT DAY.

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:34:51 -0500

WE HAD A GREAT TIME THAT DAY.

AWHELLNAH.

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:32:54 -0500

iizgaugeous:

ahdonotbreathe:

iizgaugeous:

THERE’S TWO SOOKIES UP IN THIS JOINT. HMMPH. NEVER THOUGHT I SEE THE DAY WHERE I THOUGHT TWO OF SOMETHING WOULD BE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.

TWO SOOKEHS IS A GOOD THING.

HER NAME IS SOOK-IE, BILL. SOOK - IE. IT’S “OO- LIKE IN COOK. “KAH”- LIKE CONTAGIOUS. “IE” LIKE EAZY E. THIS AINT HARD…

DON’T EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO TEACH HIM HOW TO SPEAK. YOU CANT TEACH A STUPID DOG NEW TRICKS.

andhernameisjessica: Bill: Your a vampire and I’m your...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:31:29 -0500

andhernameisjessica:

Bill: Your a vampire and I’m your maker.

Me: hahahah yeah right maker of what you pussy!

I STILL THINK THE MAGISTER SHOULD HAVE RIPPED HIS FANGS OUT.

WHY WON'T HE LOVE ME?: BABIES

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:28:00 -0500

WHY WON'T HE LOVE ME?: BABIES:

ribcagehat:

andhernameisjessica:

andhernameisjessica:

lesbianweirdness:

andhernameisjessica:

lesbianweirdness:

ARE MUCH MORE TROUBLE THAN THEY ARE WORTH. WHERE IS ERIC WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

WITH RUSSELL OBVIOUSLY….

IF I PROMISE TO TAKE YOU SHOPPING AND ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU WHILE YOU’RE AT FANGTASIA, WILL YOU…

WHY CANT I HAVE BOTH OF YOU. I’M SURE US GIRLS CAN HAVE FUN TOGETHER.

SHE MACED MY BILL.

HE DESERVED IT. SHE WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR.

BABIES

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:26:53 -0500

lesbianweirdness:

andhernameisjessica:

lesbianweirdness:

ARE MUCH MORE TROUBLE THAN THEY ARE WORTH. WHERE IS ERIC WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

WITH RUSSELL OBVIOUSLY….

IF I PROMISE TO TAKE YOU SHOPPING AND ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU WHILE YOU’RE AT FANGTASIA, WILL YOU STOP HANGING AROUND TRASH LIKE LORENA? I JUST WANT THE BEST FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.

MY MY, YOU DO HAVE A SOFT NURTURING SIDE. I AM IMPRESSED.

BABIES

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:26:06 -0500

lesbianweirdness:

ARE MUCH MORE TROUBLE THAN THEY ARE WORTH. WHERE IS ERIC WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

I HAVE BEEN AWAY ON BUSINESS…

lesbianweirdness: andhernameisjessica: ribcagehat: andhernamei...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:22:42 -0500

lesbianweirdness:

andhernameisjessica:

ribcagehat:

andhernameisjessica:

ribcagehat:

andhernameisjessica:

ribcagehat:

andhernameisjessica:

SOOKIE I HONESTLY NEVER LIKED YOU. YOU’RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE AND OBESSED WITH MY HORRIBLE MAKER.

SHE’S DELICIOUS. LET’S DRAIN HER DRY!

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS SPECIAL ABOUT HER. BEEL WOULDN’T LET ME TASTE HER THE FIRST NIGHT WE MET.

BILL USE TO LOVE TO SHARE. IF I ONLY I COULD REMIND HIM OF THE VAMPIRE HE USED TO BE.

I THINK YOU CAN REMIND HIM. HE IS ONLY USING SOOKIE ANYWAY.

HE’S ADDICTED TO HER BLOOD. I CAN UNDERSTAND I HAVE TASTED HER. HER BLOOD IS DIVINE.

ARE THERE MORE HUMANS LIKE SOOKIE?

I SUPPOSE YOU COULD TRY JASON. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT HIM.

PAM SOOKIE CARES ABOUT HIM. UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE TO CARE. :\ JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME I DON’T THINK HE TASTES APPETIZING…

The most dangerous Baby Vamp: lesbianweirdness: andhernameisjessica: lesbianweirdness: AND YOU CAN’T...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:21:27 -0500

The most dangerous Baby Vamp: lesbianweirdness: andhernameisjessica: lesbianweirdness: AND YOU CAN’T...:

lesbianweirdness:

andhernameisjessica:

lesbianweirdness:

AND YOU CAN’T DRAIN SOOKIE. ERIC WOULD BE SUPER PISSED.

ERIC IS NOT MY MAKER. IN FACT BOTH OF YOU GAVE ME BACK TO BEEL.

WHO WAS THE ONE LOOKING OUT FOR YOU WHILE BILL WAS GONE? WHO LET YOU MOPE AROUND AND ANNOY THE…

SINCE WE FOUND OUT THAT BILL IS A SINISTER SNAKE AND A TRAITOR TO HIS OWN KIND.

andhernameisjessica: lesbianweirdness: AND YOU CAN’T DRAIN SOOKIE. ERIC WOULD BE SUPER...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:11:24 -0500

andhernameisjessica:

lesbianweirdness:

AND YOU CAN’T DRAIN SOOKIE. ERIC WOULD BE SUPER PISSED.

ERIC IS NOT MY MAKER. IN FACT BOTH OF YOU GAVE ME BACK TO BEEL.

I ONLY DID IT TO TEACH HIM A LESSON.

thatsookiebitch: thatsookiebitch: andnowfortheweather: MY...

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 14:51:14 -0500

thatsookiebitch:

thatsookiebitch:

andnowfortheweather:

MY MCMANSION IS ON THE COVER OF SOUTHERN LIVING. TALBOT WOULD BE SO PROUD.

I LOVE THEIR RECIPES!!!

I LOVE YOUR BLOOD

GET IN LINE, LOSER. OH WAIT, YOU CAN’T BECAUSE ERIC CEMENTED YOUR ASS.

ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL MY WOLVES FIND ME, PUMPKIN. ENJOY THE REMAINDER OF YOUR BRIEF AND INSIGNIFICANT EXISTENCE.

I AM LAUGHING AT YOUR EMPTY THREATS. HOW ARE YOU DOING BURIED IN THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF CEMENT?

SO SHE KNOWS

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 14:48:31 -0500

ahdonotbreathe:

AH HAVE NEVER AND NEVER WILL AGAIN LUHVE ANYONE AS AH HAVE LUHVED SOOKEH STACKHOUSE.

ALL WOMEN ARE PROBABLY BREATHING SIGHS OF RELIEF EVERYWHERE.

lesbianweirdness: gotyourrugallwet: lesbianweirdness: GOTTA GO - I HAVE A HOT DATE WITH AN...

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 14:47:16 -0500

lesbianweirdness:

gotyourrugallwet:

lesbianweirdness:

GOTTA GO - I HAVE A HOT DATE WITH AN ESTHETICIAN -,..,-

MAKE SURE SHE DOESN’T TAKE ANY SILVER TO YOU THIS TIME.

YVETTA AND I WERE GETTING ALONG FINE BEFORE YOU HAD TO OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH AND RUIN IT. NOW WE HAVE TO ENDURE ANOTHER ROUND OF DERANGED REDNECKS GYRATING TO ZYDECO MUSIC. SO THANKS FOR THAT.

I CAN’T HELP IT. SOOKIE BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN ME. >:)

ribcagehat: I DO MISS THE 1920’S OF COURSE. IT WAS EASIER FOR BILL COMPTON TO MAKE MANY MISTAKES...

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:19:32 -0500

ribcagehat:

I DO MISS THE 1920’S

OF COURSE. IT WAS EASIER FOR BILL COMPTON TO MAKE MANY MISTAKES AND SPREAD HIS FAILED VAMPIRE ACT AROUND THE TOWN.

FROM THE DESK OF ERIC NORTHMAN: imboredtakeoffyourclothes: gotyourrugallwet:...

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:18:47 -0500

FROM THE DESK OF ERIC NORTHMAN: imboredtakeoffyourclothes: gotyourrugallwet:...:

imboredtakeoffyourclothes:

imboredtakeoffyourclothes:

gotyourrugallwet:

imboredtakeoffyourclothes:

I’M BORED

WHO WANTS TO COME FOR A DINNER PARTY AT THE MCMANSION TONIGHT

I WOULD LIKE TO COME… IF YOU FORGIVE ME FOR THE LITTLE STUNT I PULLED ON YOU A FEW WEEKS AGO…

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK TO…

WELL WELL WELL…

I STILL NEED MY PRIVACY. I AM NOT A VOYEUR SPIRIT LIKE YOURSELF…

prettycaptures: True Blood | “Hitting the Ground” BILL IS SUCH...

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:17:41 -0500

prettycaptures:

True Blood | “Hitting the Ground”

BILL IS SUCH A MESSY EATER.

lesbianweirdness: GOTTA GO - I HAVE A HOT DATE WITH AN ESTHETICIAN -,..,- MAKE SURE SHE...

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:16:08 -0500

lesbianweirdness:

GOTTA GO - I HAVE A HOT DATE WITH AN ESTHETICIAN -,..,-

MAKE SURE SHE DOESN’T TAKE ANY SILVER TO YOU THIS TIME.