RUNNING FANGTASIA, TAKING CARE OF SOOKIE, TAUNTING BILL COMPTON… IT IS TIRING BEING ME BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT.
OKAY YOU GUYS DONT TELL HOYT THIS…BUT I HAVE A CRUSH ON ERIC. I TOTALLY WOULDN’T DO ANYTHING WITH HIM….WELL MAYBE SOMETHING…BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT HE IS CUTE. *GIGGLES*
SO THE TRUTH COMES OUT. GET AWAY FROM COMPTON AND YOU CAN BE MY NUMBER 3.
1926, WHAT A GREAT YEAR.
I wish I could have known you back then.
YOUR MAKER, MY CHILD WAS ALOT OF FUN BACK THEN. YOU WOULD OF HAD A BLAST WITH US.
WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM? HE IS A DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK!!!
HE REFUSES TO EMBRACE OUR NATURE.
WELL HE MADE ME SO HE MUST EMBRACE SOMETHING!!
IT’S THAT SOOKIE STACKHOUSE. HE’S CONSUMED BY HER. SHE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.
NO NEED, I WILL TAKE CARE OF HER JUST FINE THANKS.
THERE’S TWO SOOKIES UP IN THIS JOINT. HMMPH. NEVER THOUGHT I SEE THE DAY WHERE I THOUGHT TWO OF SOMETHING WOULD BE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.
TWO SOOKEHS IS A GOOD THING.
HER NAME IS SOOK-IE, BILL. SOOK - IE. IT’S “OO- LIKE IN COOK. “KAH”- LIKE CONTAGIOUS. “IE” LIKE EAZY E. THIS AINT HARD…
DON’T EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO TEACH HIM HOW TO SPEAK. YOU CANT TEACH A STUPID DOG NEW TRICKS.
Bill: Your a vampire and I’m your maker.
Me: hahahah yeah right maker of what you pussy!
I STILL THINK THE MAGISTER SHOULD HAVE RIPPED HIS FANGS OUT.
ARE MUCH MORE TROUBLE THAN THEY ARE WORTH. WHERE IS ERIC WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
WITH RUSSELL OBVIOUSLY….
IF I PROMISE TO TAKE YOU SHOPPING AND ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU WHILE YOU’RE AT FANGTASIA, WILL YOU…
WHY CANT I HAVE BOTH OF YOU. I’M SURE US GIRLS CAN HAVE FUN TOGETHER.
SHE MACED MY BILL.
HE DESERVED IT. SHE WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR.
ARE MUCH MORE TROUBLE THAN THEY ARE WORTH. WHERE IS ERIC WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
WITH RUSSELL OBVIOUSLY….
IF I PROMISE TO TAKE YOU SHOPPING AND ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU WHILE YOU’RE AT FANGTASIA, WILL YOU STOP HANGING AROUND TRASH LIKE LORENA? I JUST WANT THE BEST FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.
MY MY, YOU DO HAVE A SOFT NURTURING SIDE. I AM IMPRESSED.
ARE MUCH MORE TROUBLE THAN THEY ARE WORTH. WHERE IS ERIC WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
I HAVE BEEN AWAY ON BUSINESS…



